This post started off as a well-intentioned attempt to re-write “Twelve Days of Christmas.” My mind got in the way and the “remix” fell flat. Oh well.
Merry Christmas, all the same!
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
World peace forever, Amen
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the eight day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight perfect workmates
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine bladiblah
Eight perfect workmates
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten more blahblah
Nine bladiblah
Eight perfect workmates
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
This is insane
Ten more blahblah
Nine books deals
Eight perfect workmates
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 comments to this post
This is insane
Ten blah and blah
Nine book deals
Eight perfect workmates
Seven dead dictators
Six studs in Speedos
Five years of fame
Four oil fields
Three free vacations
No more mosquitoes
And world peace forever, Amen
